The Umbrella Academy has always been extraordinary. But now that Five has disappeared and their fame has crested, sometimes the only thing Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Ben, and Viktor want is to be normal. Then Ben snaps, prompting Klaus to suggest that they all need a change of scenery: a frat house in a neighboring college town that throws weekend blowouts. They soon realize sneaking out of Hargreeves’s house―er, fortress―is the least of their concerns. When the six teens pledge not to use their powers under any circumstances, they fail to factor in the sheer force of teen drama. Faced with weird earthquakes, weirder partygoers, and a possible new foe, the Umbrella Academy must choose between the night they always dreamed of and an unexpected mission that may save the world and―finally―secure Hargreeves’s approval.