Why did the mom tell corny jokes? To help her kid become a groan-up. Just for Mom: jokes, quotes, and a daily reminder that we appreciate you! Every mom needs a good laugh every day, and here they are: hundreds of jokes, riddles, mom definitions, quotes, and more, all seasoned liberally with love and affection. Said No Mom Ever: “Stepping on Legos reminds me that I’m alive.” Riddle Mom This: How do babies find answers to questions? They Goo-gle them. Mom Truths: Some of the toughest negotiators are less than 3 feet tall. And bonds with famous moms: “You’re just like a human napkin for kids.”—Tina Fey. A fantastic gift for moms of all ages, it’s a celebration of the world’s most important job. (And while this calendar is specially for Mom, the rest of the family will get a kick out of it, too.) ​