Parenthood is filled with milestone moments that you’ll want to hold on to forever. But there are many more moments that involve begging your child to have another mouthful, picking bogies out of tiny nostrils or wrapping your child in a tea-towel on an emergency trip to the supermarket to buy nappies (just me?). This book is about helping you to record the stuff you’ll want to remember in a cool, inclusive, non-pastel-hued book that you’ll actually want to fill in and keep—and to hand over to your kids when they’re old enough to use swear words. It’s a testament that you were nailing this parenting lark, even if it really doesn’t feel like it when you haven’t had a shower in five days. It’s the true story, explosive nappies and all, that I hope you will forever be proud of. Because whatever your story looks like, it starts right here with you and that is spectacular.