I love you like pizza loves cheese, like a sailor loves a breeze, and like a lemon loves a squeeze. How do I love you? The comparisons are endless! From the bestselling creators of ME WITHOUT YOU comes an irresistible, heartfelt, and humorous ode to love, just right for gift-giving on Valentine's Day and EVERY day! Kids and adults alike will delight in these charming, clever ways to express affection and say "I love you," ranging from the familiar ("like a candle loves a flame") to the unexpected ("like a pirate loves an X")-and always from the heart.