Let’s face it, women’s representation in literature really sucks. And that’s mostly because of the male authors who write female characters like they're nothing more than playthings in their stories. But what are you supposed to do about it if you can’t even get a foot (or a boob) in the door? You beat them at their own game. In this hilarious yet incisive guide, you’ll learn how to write women just like a bestselling male author—stereotypes, tropes, objectification, and all—so you can start dismantling the system from the inside. With thoughtful literary analysis, interactive exercises, and coentary that perfectly straddles the line between satirical hilarity and righteous indignation, this is both an illuminating study of women’s representation in literature and an absurd (yet accurate) guide to writing through the male gaze.