This is the calendar that celebrates the quirks of memory and aging. Based on the bestselling book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments, here is a year of head-slapping, real-life senior moments, like the time two absent-minded prison escapees abandoned a stolen car, where they’d left careful notes about their travel plans. Wise and funny quotes: “You’re never too old to become younger.” —Mae West. Confusion in the Court (Attorney: “So, when he woke up, he was dead?”), Insurance Claims of the Deeply Distracted (“The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.”), Headscratching Headlines, and more. ​