Step one: Decide on a trick. Step two: Get some treats ready. Step three: Hold the treat in your hand and ask your cat to do the trick. Step four: Watch your cat do exactly what you asked him to do. Step five: Reward your cat for doing the trick. Simple, right? This spoof on an instruction manual features an increasingly bewildered human, a nonchalant cat, a very good dog and a know-it-all narrator . . . who really doesn't know it all. How DO you teach a cat a trick? Read on to find out!