Looking for a new pet? Bored with cats, dogs, goldfish, gerbils, and hamsters? How about a cheap rhinoceros? Shel Silverstein may convince you to be the lucky person who takes home this very, very unusual pet. Originally published in 1964 by Simon and Schuster, HarperCollins has now acquired this classic, funny picture book, just in time for the holiday season. Who wants a cheap rhinoceros? I know of one for sale, With floppy ears and cloppy feet, And friendly waggy tail. He’s sweet and fat and huggable. He’s quiet as a mouse. And there are lots of things that he Can do around your house.