25-year-old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. But waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when it turns out a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily’s determined to get to the bottom of it. Tristan hadn’t meant to turn Lily—it’s against vampire law—but now that she’s here, they need to team up to save their hides. They strike a truce, fending off other vampires, Lily’s work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother’s tone-deaf romance and diet advice—all while Lily faces down her insecurities and the diet-obsessed world she lives in. Can she learn to love the (plus size) woman she’ll be forever more? When Life Gives You Vampires is part a journey of body positivity, part a story about learning how to accept love at face value, and part a hysterical rom-com told through a paranormal lens.